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almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Is this an onion article

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clinging:

Tigers Jaw - Fake Death

if you’re not there then what’s the point of going out?

There are opinions and there are facts (my opinions)

birthrightphotos:

I hate to admit it: I was a bit skeptical about Birthright at first. I mean, why leave the cool shade of my bedroom where i can play counterstrike all day? Welp, turns out Israel’s got some pretty cool toys of its own, haha

birthrightphotos:

I hate to admit it: I was a bit skeptical about Birthright at first. I mean, why leave the cool shade of my bedroom where i can play counterstrike all day? Welp, turns out Israel’s got some pretty cool toys of its own, haha

Theres no proof that upstate New York even exists because no one ever goes there and im pretty sure no one lives there

Me: I live in NY

Every single person i tell this to: Oh cool, city or long island

>People who cant watch 13 episodes of animated Japanese teenagers doing things that Japanese teenagers do in Japan because its “boring”

>People who think there is a better way to spend 5 hours

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

Nothing would change at all

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

Delete ur blog if ur too much of a bitch to talk to a mutual