May 2013
i hate that there’s a social stigma on doing your best in school, sports, etc., getting labelled as a “tryhard” if you put a little bit of effort into anything
apologies to anyone who is offended by my laying the foundation for success in the future by getting good test grades and just, as a general rule, trying my best in all aspects of life, but calling me a tryhard or nerd...
i was off of here for a week and i didn’t miss this site at all. i actually had a super productive week, and probably the most sleep i’ve ever had in a school week.
i no longer have any desire to share tidbits of my life with my followers, as im sure my followers never had any real interest in what i had to say about my life. most of you probably came for comedy, but to be completely...
April 2013
i lost two followers for that im quitting the tumbleur
Anonymous asked: do you have any friends that are girls at school or
gonna get a raw 165 minutes of sleep lookin forward to it
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i have to be awake in 3 hours, someone console me preefrably a cute girkl
Anonymous asked: Somnophilia
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catholicschoolprincess replied to your post: catholicschoolprincess said: *swoons* hehe
Drew
Lace
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catholicschoolprincess said: *swoons*
hehe
i had to google half those terms
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Anonymous asked: Autoerotic asphyxiation, Autovampirism, Lactophilia, Exhibitionism, Erotophonophilia, Zoophilia, Sadomasochism, Pygophilia.
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Anonymous asked: i swear to god i thought you were a chick this whole time
i cant believe the one fetish i got was totally irrelevant on all axes
Anonymous asked: It's not the fucking department of education. It's the fucked up religious schools that teach whatever the hell they want because they can and because they don't take public money. The general South Carolina public does not support that kind of bullshit. Don't go spreading fucked up shit like that.
Anonymous asked: fucking a guy with a strap on-fetish
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Send me a fetish and I’ll rate it
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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
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my wheat crops completely failed this year… and i dont think i’ll have enough seed to start them up again next year. theres no way i can continue farming after this.. i guess you could say *sits on a bale of hay, looks down, pats the hay with my hand* this is the last straw
hitterlick:
i like when girls do stuff
osamah:
submissive girls are god’s gift to the world
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fakedick replied to your post: fakedick replied to your post: fakedick replied to…
I don’t know. Lots of milk, I guess? All I know is that my first growth spurt in middle school moved me from shortest in my class to tallest.
you’re so lucky dude, i think i’ll be lucky to hit 5’10 lmao
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fakedick replied to your post: fakedick replied to your post: i constantly fall…
Nah. She’s half-Indian/half-Jewish. Keep in mind, I’m rather tall for a half-Jap/half-Flip, standing at 6’3” last time I checked. Alia being half my size is a bit of an exaggeration, but she can literally curl up her entire body to fit on my torso.
DUDE HOW ARE YOU 6’3
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fakedick replied to your post: i constantly fall in love with girls that are…
Fun fact: My fiancee is nearly half my size and yet she’s the more dominant one in our relationship.
is she filipino? my mom is 5’0 but nobody fucks with her unless they’re looking to die
i constantly fall in love with girls that are short and small and look like they would fit in the space between my arms perfectly
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princesslynn777 replied to your post: pjxel replied to your post: because sometimes you…
Ur 13 lil my bloc is rated R srry
im 16 and in the same grade as you
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realhumanbaby:
It’s rude to look at someone’s body when you talk to them, so you look at one of their eyes, and you think about their body, and all the ways it could fit into the small spaces in your house, or the weight of it on top of you, or how long it will before someone sets it on fire and scatters it from a bridge
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pjxel replied to your post: because sometimes you are harsh but people still love you and thats why you intimidate me. like i could say something wrong.
Drew the big scary 13 year old
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Anonymous asked: because sometimes you are harsh but people still love you and thats why you intimidate me. like i could say something wrong.
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alcoholdrinker said: was that the one with robots racing or some shit in the future the name was like grand prix xpropx387dh i cant people remember this yeah it was Immortal Grand Prix i think lmao
dont let my huge masculine swollen awesome epic biceps intimidate you, im a frail sweetheart on the inside
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Anonymous asked: you are intimidating and funny.
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420bones replied to your post: 420bones replied to your post: i used to watch an…
it was mind blowing at that age tbh
yeah it was on at like 11 PM so i was like “wow this is so cool! staying up late to watch cartoons, man this is the life!”
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420bones replied to your post: i used to watch an anime on toonami circa 2007 and…
dude i totally remember that i was just sorta like “woah cool”
i think it was Immortal Grand Prix
i used to watch an anime on toonami circa 2007 and on the last episode one of the girls said “Let’s kick their asses!” and since i was in 4th grade i lost so much respect for the show for using a curse word and i never watched it again
ive been listening to a Silverstein playlist on youtube for the last 2 hours and have gotten 0 work done
I’m begging you, reblog this post. Don’t ask why. Just reblog it, please…
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Anonymous asked: Can you manipulate your league of followers to do things for you? Have you?
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tell me something u dig about me on anon