"The moon is looking hella tonight" is the funniest tumblr post imo
how do i get over someone who i never dated
Me: *hits blunt* If there really is a God, then how did He allow such an ugly person to be born?
boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down
uhhhhh ok..what the fuck ever
OP seems like the kind of person who spends their time writing “U are a rad cutie =)” on school bathroom stalls instead of going to math class